Selfmadecritic (selfmadecritic) wrote,
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IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN



Yes, it's that time of year when we skelebrate the epitome of pure evil, the anti-valentine, St. Skeletor.

St Skeletor's Day is a non-commercial alternative to the corporate whorefest that is St Valentine's Day. Each year, on February 15th, the festival of St. Skeletor occurs worldwide. The purposes are:-

* a) The destruction of 'lurrve'
* 2) The destruction of saucy greetings cards
* d) The destruction of people with boyfriends/girlfriends (particularly that paculiar subset of people who treat having a partner like having a pet unicorn)

Now, though I do fall into the latter category, I am also all about points a and 2. Also, I'm hateful and spiteful. These are the official purposes, but we* have taken the liberty of also applying a fourth clause, that being that you are to greet other people with an insult and then point out at least one of their shortcomings. "Hey jerkoff, you smell like a friggin' cabbage. Happy st. Skeletor's day!"

So everybody enjoy your friggin' st. skeletor's day. You're a bunch of arse wipes.

*the members of the board
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