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I miss somebody right now.  (a lot) I don't watch much TV these days.  (mostly movies. Does that count?) I own lots of books.  (I even read some.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (when I can find them) I love to play video games.  (XY) × I've tried marijuana(despite Ara's many efforts)
I've watched porn movies.  (Mary Estes is my favorite) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (though sometimes I don't practice it...)
I curse sometimes.  (working on it) × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones. × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. × I hate the rain(rain is the stuff of life)
× I'm paranoid at times.  (everyone is) × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (depends on the procedure. Maybe a breast augmentation.) I need/want money right now.  (what up, college)
I love sushi.  (the japanese kind) I talk really, really fast.  (sometimes, but there's no half-check) × I have fresh breath in the morning.  (noooooo)
× I have long hair(I used to...) × I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling.  (they're dickheads)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (wigs are funny) × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way that I look.  (mostly) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (I told the truth after, though.) × I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings. I think prostitution should be legalized.  (Pot, too. If it's legal, I think less people will want it.) I slept with a roommate.  (sexually?)
× I have a hidden talent. × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a lot of friends.  (not to say that they consider ME a friend)
I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (first kiss) × I enjoy talking on the phone.   (to only one person, and even then face-to-face is better. Otherwise, I'm terrible at it.) × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop. × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother(My mom is wicked rad.)
I have a mobile phone.  (it's cellular.) × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before.  (It's not fun.)
I currently like/love someone.  (guess who) × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I want to have children in the future.  (probably)
× I have changed a diaper before. × I've called the cops on a friend before. × I'm not allergic to anything.  (kiwi, chlorene, and penicillen)
I have a lot to learn.  (everyone does) × I am shy around the opposite sex. × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (I'm a downright alchi. Seriously though, no.) × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. I enjoy some country music.  (sue me)
I would die for my best friends.  (unless they deserve it) I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (as far as art) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (landed me that stripping job)
I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (and also, costumes) × I have dated a close friend's ex(does ex-crush count?) I am happy at this moment.  (sure)
× I'm obsessed with guys. × Democrat. × Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. I am punk rockish.  (I AM ONE THOUSAND PUNK ROCKERS) I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (entire months)
× I study for tests most of the time.  (HA) × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I can work on a car.  (barely)
× I love my job(s). I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (sure) × I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (to Ralucas great dissatisfaction) I have jumped off a bridge.  (it's true) I love sea turtles.  (they're delicious)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (I want to make comics) I am proficient on a musical instrument.  (I'm ok at guitar.)
× I hate office jobs(couldn't say) × I went to college out of state. I am adopted.  (when we're in public)
× I am a pyro.   (Pyromania is an actual mental disorder. I just like to play with fire.) I have thrown up from crying too much.  (it's not fun) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.  (I wouldn't exactly call her the "bad girl" type...) I adore bright colours.  (I like most colorurs) × I usually like covers better than originals.   (that definitely depends on who's covering what, how)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. I can pick up things with my toes.  (small things) × I can't whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse.  (ridden) × I still have every journal I've ever written in. × I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (some things) × I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. × I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder(maybe a severe beating) × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.  (not ANYTHING)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. I'm an artist.  (some people say) × I am ambidextrous.
I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (there was a time when this was true) × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. I have terrible teeth.  (they're pretty bad. But I've never had a cavity. They just look gross.)
× I hate my toes(WTF?) I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (boredom prevails) × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. × I am extremely flexible. I love hugs more than kisses.  (cuddling counts a hugs, yeah?)
I want to own my own business.  (If I could be an independant comic producer, OH MAN.) × I smoke. × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (people don't say things like "you're normal". It doesn't mean I'm particualrly abnormal, and I hate it when people talk about how weird they are.) Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (usually music, actually, but some movies.) I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (I can use a handgun and various types of melee weopons. I'm actually trained in the use of a katana. Yeah, I'm a badass.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (that's really specific...) I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (who LIKES it when people are displeased with them?) I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (sometimes good, sometimes not)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.  (nope, only solo) × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (ask me about it if you actually care)
I can't stand being alone.  (it's true.) × I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (obsession makes it sound crazy. I have phases.) × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (that's obsessive.)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.  (My grappling hook was only $20) × I'm a judgmental asshole. × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent. × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.  (come on, I'm not Zavela)
× I am a Libertarian. × I can speak more than one language(barely.) I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (It actually helps.)
I would rather read than watch TV.  (comics) × I like reading fact more than fiction.  (whatevah) I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (hahaha....)
I have no piercings.  (no aesthetic ones, anyway. One time ben stuck a dart in my shin, though.) I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (I HATE MY PENIS)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. I like most animals better than most people.  (people are dumb, and easily confused. Animals always know what they want, and don't judge.)
I own a collection of retro games consoles.  (Ben does, so I do.) × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. I have hit someone with a dead fish.  (It's absolute comedic GOLD)
× I am compulsively honest. I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.  (His name is Greg) I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (Being male, it wasn't really that weird. It was at the beach.)
I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.  (I only checked this box because sex is in bold) × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (sometimes)
I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. × I dislike milk. × I obsessively wash my hands.
I always carry something significant around with me.  (I still wear your heart around my throat....
WITH BARELY THE AIR NOT TO CHOKE!
(enter guitar solo))
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.  (once)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (Ben. And some abstract art, generally sculpture.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.  (I wish. That would be entirely hard-core.) × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (A job's a job's a job) I don't like to chew gum.  (I don't dislike it, but some people are addicts)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (Wouldn't they be the first to use it?) × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (that's for fags)
I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (I did. Seriously. I still play sometimes.) I love to sing.  (even though I'm bad at it.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. I have a custom-built computer.  (It's modified) × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (hell, she doesn't even have to be.) × I've gone skinny-dipping. I've performed in three plays.  (why three?)
I enjoy burritos.  (this is just getting ridiculous.) × I'm Irish and loving it. × I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.  (You can do both with Richard Dugan!) × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (ADD)
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (OH GOD YES) × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (I think the real problem is that I have to accomplish something.)
× I need more time to myself. × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet.  (legally) × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (SO SPECIFIC) I say random things to freak people out.  (DUDE! I'M SO RANDOM!!!1!)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note(I think you just like deathnote too much, meme guy.) × I love playing Truth or Dare. × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
Music helps me remember that I am not alone. Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.  (Ultimate frisbee in the HOOOOUUUSE!) I think this survey is particularly long.  (it's not a matter of opinion)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. × I can only hate someone that I love.  (that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.) × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks(AMERICANO IS NOT A GODDAMN WORD! HELL! SHITASS!)
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